Hello there. I am Harrison.

hi:

I don’t watch tv, I watch the Internet

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…

A part of me is happy I turned off anon. A part of me misses the fun and games.

uhm:

a great bag

uhm:

a great bag

jthenr-comics-vault:

COMIC BOOK CLOSE UP
V E N O MAmazing Spider-Man # 317 (July 1989)Todd McFarlane (pencils/inks) & Bob Sharen (colors)

jthenr-comics-vault:

COMIC BOOK CLOSE UP

V E N O M
Amazing Spider-Man # 317 (July 1989)
Todd McFarlane (pencils/inks) & Bob Sharen (colors)

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

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carolxne:

today i ate something chocolate that was in a bowl in the fridge and I didn’t really know what it was but I ate almost all of it

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC