the best condoms money can buy
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
"anyway, here’s wonderwall"
im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
The iPhone 6 is out!