February 2012
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So..
I’m dating a fucking beautiful girl.
Hello followers that give a shit
I haven’t been blogging stuff because I don’t have internet on my phone anymore and no wifi at the new place I’m living at. So yeah.
January 2012
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Best thing I've ever said drunk:
Me: You’re the most beautiful girl in the universe (I drunkly slur “universe”)
Her: No, because you haven’t seen the whole universe.
Me: Yes you are. I would know, I’ve seen Star Wars.
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This hangover is from hell..
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When someone puts a quote on facebook that's...
All. The. Fucking. Time.
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Here’s my sister dancing to music with a toy hot dog in her mouth. I have a cold so ignore the sniffling.
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“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Stawwwwp
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