thefrogman:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

[h/t: bluedogeyes]

honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

did-you-kno:

Source

[x] 

bilvum:

i love death

he’s like

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

moshi-moshi-kyle-desu:

juliagillardismyhomegurl:

jackkkuuu-san:

modedevous:

i want to send this to my friends so they can finally understand what i’m saying half the time

I use a mixture of both.. perks of growing up in Australia

the fuck who says butty.

^^^i was thinking the something, Australia is a strange mixture of both.

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

huh. Same side effects of tumblr..

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

goddessofcheese:

kokiron:

boomette:

weird5cience:

“If I can see it, then I can do it”
− R. Kelly

this gif fills me with dread

me too

held my breath and froze up

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.