This will always be funny to me.
i love death
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
i want to send this to my friends so they can finally understand what i’m saying half the time
I use a mixture of both.. perks of growing up in Australia
the fuck who says butty.
^^^i was thinking the something, Australia is a strange mixture of both.
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
huh. Same side effects of tumblr..
WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!
i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS
“If I can see it, then I can do it”
− R. Kelly
this gif fills me with dread
held my breath and froze up
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.