Hello there. I am Harrison.

didyouknowmtg:

Source: http://www.ebay.com/itm/MTG-MAGICTHE-GATHERING-BETA-BLACK-LOTUS-BGS-10-THE-HIGHEST-GRADED-/310327005845

Note, the source is for a Beta Black Lotus. Alpha Black Lotuses are approximately the same value if not higher.

didyouknowmtg:

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

image

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between