you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect
OMG this was ICOI lollll. I remember when this happened… everyone was like who is this psycho???
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
oh my god
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…