Hello there. I am Harrison.

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off

teamfreepizza:

psychotic-teens:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

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twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

qalbandsoul:

OMG this was ICOI lollll. I remember when this happened… everyone was like who is this psycho???

qalbandsoul:

OMG this was ICOI lollll. I remember when this happened… everyone was like who is this psycho???

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

do u ever get fucked in the pussy so hard ur squinted asian eyes widen and stay like that for a little like white ppls eyes bc its happened to me im not even tryin to be funny
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googledoc:

oh my god

Bob’s Burgers S04E13

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…