Hello there. I am Harrison.

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

luhsai:

plantchilds:

crunchwrapmistress:

this is so peaceful

whats even happening here

is that obama and tony abbott

greatwhiteprivilege:

where do i sign up to be respected

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

ladyhistory:

In the U.S., we don’t say “I love you” we say “Yankee Doodle” which means “we won the Revolutionary War so suck on our Constitution” and I think that’s beautiful.

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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